Saturday, September 29, 2012

2nd Anniversary Celebration Featuring: Lynn Messina (giveaway)



Today we have the wonderful Lynn Messina, author of Bleak, The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies, Little Vampire Women (which I loved), and a few other books! 

Take it away Lynn!


You're a smart, funny, kind, thoughtful, reasonably attractive (if you do say so yourself!) heterosexual female. You can totally do better than an animated clump of rotting flesh that lives only to consume brains, right?

Right! You are completely awesome and absolutely deserve one of the approximately 3000,000 men left on earth, and with a ratio of 10,000 women to every man, you'll have no problem finding one!

Uh-oh, what's that? Feeling some of your confidence slipping away? Don't worry. Zombies have it all over human males in a variety of ways. Don't believe me? Check out the top five.



Reason #5 No quibbling over clothes! Your zombie boyfriend will let you dress him any way you want. His sense of style is your sense of style. Bow tie? Yes, please. Waistcoat? Double-breasted preferred. Bolero? Bring it on!





Reason #4 Sociability! Your zombie boyfriend will get along great with all your friends. He’ll never make an obnoxious comment about Sadie’s pretentious dinner parties or Catherine’s appallingly bad fake British accent.



Reason #3 Shoe shopping! Your zombie boyfriend loves shopping for shoes and will cheerfully spend hours in a chair watching you try on pair after pair. Torn between the red pumps and the pink heels? Let your boyzomb decide! His taste is impeccable. Best of all: He won’t notice price, let alone grunt with disapproval when those sexy slides set you back half a mortgage payment.

 Reason #2 Total career support! Your zombie boyfriend won’t feel threatened by your job or how much money you make—he doesn’t even know what money is! Moreover, he won’t complain if you cancel plans because you have to work late. He’ll support your career 110 percent and will never require you to compromise it for the good of your relationship.


Reason #1 Complete devotion! Your zombie boyfriend won’t wince at the wordcommitment or leave you wondering if he’ll call. Dating a zombie means no more mind games, no more sitting by the phone, no more will-he-or-won’t-he conversations, no more ugly scenes at your cousin Judy’s wedding, no more drama. Your days of obsessing over your boyfriend’s every word and action are behind you. Rejoice!



Thank you so much Lynn for stopping by!

Lynn would like to give away book to 1 person!
This is US only. If you have International and have an address you can use please enter.
All giveaways this month end on October 7th.

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5 comments:

  1. I think the shoe shopping sold it already! Now...where to find one. *goes to get a shovel*

    Lilian @ A Novel Toybox

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  2. He won't spend all weekend watching football.

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  3. You only have to worry about him being after some other girls brains and no other body parts.

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  4. He won't mind when you don't shave your legs for a while. lol

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  5. Ha! These are excellent. Thanks, everyone.

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